A young woman, armed and ready to take on the world. I am oh so "artfully" dodging other's grasps and finally becoming the person I want to be.
Razors pain you,
Rivers are damp,
Acids stain you,
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful,
Nooses give,
Gas smells awful.
You might as well live.
Rivers are damp,
Acids stain you,
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful,
Nooses give,
Gas smells awful.
You might as well live.
― Dorothy Parker, “Résumé”
